Is cereal soup? Why or why not?

- why are you asking me this cereal should be eaten as it is so it's not a damn soup!

What is the iest and least y name?

- iest name is jessica jung and least y name is hwang or taeyeon

 

What secret conspiracy would you like to start?

- free the s

What’s invisible but you wish people could see?

- my s

What’s the weirdest smell you have ever smelled?

- tiffany when she's a hoe

Is a hotdog a sandwich? Why or why not?

- no hot dog is a dog who's hot

What’s the best Wi-Fi name you’ve seen?

- my neighbour's

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

- sunny's s is 1cm bigger than mine

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

- singing gee or being in SNSD in general makes you looks stupid

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

- 2014

In 40 years, what will people be nostalgic for?

- me being in SNSD

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?

- sleep everytime you want

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

- i don't understand why people hate it fight me if you hate it

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

- that i'm watching it and enjoying it

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

- oh they are talking the whole time they're snakes you can find them in SNSD's dorm there's like 8 of em

Toilet paper, over or under?

- so brave of you to assume i use toilet paper

What’s the best type of cheese?

- cheesy wedges

Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated?

- WTF IS THIS QUESTION

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

- hmmm

How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

- why would chickens kill an elephant are you dumb? well hmm maybe like twelve of em

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

- this one

Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

- my hair because wigs

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

- soojung

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

- sleeps on my bed and wakes up outside my house

What mythical creature would improve the world most if it existed?

- my clone in unicorn form

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

- a man

What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

- crystal methweed

What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?

- me

What are some of the nicknames you have for customers or coworkers?

- "that idiot again"

If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?

- uh... bae?

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

- taeyeon's album on ebay with free shipping at $3.99 after 70% discount

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

- kwon yuri the

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

- swimming because i want them drown

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

- knife and condoms

What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

- hi i'm straight~

What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could settle their differences with?

- give them seohyun

What would the world be like if it was filled with male and female copies of you?

- HAHAHAHAHA NO

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

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If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

- first degree murder

What are some fun ways to answer everyday questions like “how’s it going” or “what do you do”?

- you don't answer, you just DON'T

If someone asked to be your apprentice and learn all that you know, what would you teach them?

- how to make your s looks larger when it's not, first accept that your s is small, 2nd, accept that it won't grow anymore if you're over 15

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

- stripping

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?

- SM ENTERTAINMENT

What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter in its title? What’s the new movie about?

- The Pun

If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

- My s will do the talking

If you were wrongfully put into an insane asylum, how would you convince them that you’re actually sane and not just pretending to be sane?

- they make the right decision i'm not gonna try to convince anything