Description

i'm actually incredibly funny and interesting. do not let my personality...and general disposition... and entire life story... fool you 

Foreword

yo

as anticipated (by everyone), i'm back and better than ever! who missed me? was it you? or maybe you? how about that guy at the back, huh? you know who i'm talking about. he knows who i'm talking about!

right..... anyway......

like i was saying, your favorite loser is out on the prowl again but for friends this time around (crowd booing). i know, it's unkind of me to deprive anyone of the opportunity to woo my socks off but alas, your non dating, nsa king is looking for some platonic loving. so if you haven't clicked 'x' on my ad and somehow i've still got you here, 

here are some facts about me: 

- oa so you've gotta be at least guys, i'm not gonna be hanging out with kids (nothing against yall) 

- minus side of the world but i don't really sleep

- i'm a student so yk busy bee vibes but i also procrastinate a lot kinda?? idk maybe i'm lying. let's save the deep dive on that one

- i consume a lot of media maybe too much media ( movies, books, music, the socials ) 

- pro palestine btw ( omg that's so political why would he say that holy on aff?? i don't care ) i'm just saying this because i am passionate about it and the end 

- currently eating welch's fruit gummies as i type this so... not sure if that's a dealbreaker 

- idk if my fcs matter? i fc guys only, i'm pan, dom yadda yadda yadda. none of that is super important 

- i also literally dont care if you're a girl gay or a they. none of that is gonna matter when we start bonding over the irrefutable horrors of this existence 

that aside :) just hit me up with your dc id and maybe an interesting little factoid? about yourself (or anyone else, i won't ask how u found out about it im not a cop) and let's get this disco party started.

toodles